Never mind, call off the party. Turns out that Fris is alive and well. Or, uh, alive anyway. Dunno about that “well” thing, since ol’ …

Welcome back! On this page… Wait, lemme check. It’s been so long, I don’t even remember what happens on this page… Ok, here we go. …

Page 24 Oh… Oh! Oh, boy! Well, in one swift, decisive action, Fris has decided to drop his laser cutter right on top of a …

Oof, right in the noggin! You know, there’s some cold comfort in knowing that even the full technological prowess of the ryka doesn’t protect single …

Well, if you guessed option three, “Fris will carry on in his quest of becoming the angriest ryka alive” on the last page, you’ve just …

Aaand there it goes. A short moment of triumph, followed by another exemplary demonstration of this universe’s cruelty. But we all knew this moment of …

Wait, what’s that I hear? Fris is getting a break from his eternal streak of endless nonsense? A short reprieve from a life of horrifically …

And here it is. The belly of the beast. If I had any sort of idea what exactly it was that my eyes are currently …